Joseph N.
Yelp
Some Change but Still the Same Magic!
2024, Summer, 2 Days, Sunday and Monday. I can't believe Two Bunch has a 3-star general star rating. I guess differing opinions is what makes a market; however, I think the issue is that people don't understand what Two Bunch is. Two Bunch is not a fancy hotel with staff constantly waiting on you. It's got it's own vibe. It's quiet, it's historical, it's minimalist. You go there for the water and the quiet and for the trees.
It has changed since our last visit in 2019, which like this visit was in the dead of summer, 110 degrees. They've finished the "private" reservable pools near the swimming pool. They close a couple days a week during the off-season to continue working on the improvements. They've finished the row of massage treatment rooms, about 8 in total that look like fancy modern ADUs. They've done away with the valet parking -- a definite smart move (it was completely contrary to the vibe of the place). The private pool and the hot tubs have been removed from the formerly named, Casa Blanca Suites, another great move, as having chlorine pools like this just seemed odd and not worth the maintenance. The staff was so kind and so helpful. It is shocking to me anybody had a different experience as their attitude and kindness was across-the-board. For instance, our AC was making an odd noise and it bothered my wife, so we mentioned it to a repairman to see if he could adjust. He said their AC guy was on vacation, but immediately had us moved to a new unit. Anything you want, just ask.
The restaurant was particularly good this time. The Caesar is amazing. The Indian rice dish was good (kudos for including micro greens! That's going the extra nutritional mile). The acai/granola bowl was top notch. Wow. Serious fruit, kiwi, dragon, blueberries, banana, strawberries. The coffee was great. It's free from 630-1000 in the former registration office by the grotto that has been sharply converted into a little wooded cafe.
They've replaced the water dispensers with those filtered water devices you've seen places. it's not as "special" as the fruited-water, but so much better than wasting all those cups.
The price is not what it was back in 2010, but I don't imagine they were profitable back then, so I understand. We spent about $1,100 for 2 nights at one of the mid-level rooms. This includes two dinners (a little under $100 each all in), some snacks and breakfast for two. Our rooms came with a one-hour massage, too.
Probably the biggest difference was that in all my time going to Two Bunch over the last 15 years, I've never seen so many loud people. It wasn't crowded by any means. There 8 people at the main pool and that is the most I've ever seen, but at one point there was a group of women shouting and whooping it up and a lady with a speaker playing music. My wife saw a women in the bathroom near the pool vomiting, seemingly from over-drinking, and one night there was a drunk women talking loud-mouthing at the grotto, completely ignoring the "Mediation Area: Speak Quietly" sign. I don't blame Two Bunch for this. They don't "police" and have never had to. If it was constant, I'd have reported it and they'd have taken care of it, but it wasn't. It may have just been a rare combination of a couple groups.
But if you've read this far, please know Two Bunch is not for partying. Go to the Ace in Palm Springs. It's cheaper and you'll have tons of people to party with. Two Bunch is a different vibe. It's for healing waters, quiet, relaxation, appreciating nature.
One last note, I see people complaining because there was a bug or a little dirt. It's a frigging nature sanctuary! The magic of Two Bunch is that it combines nature and our comfortable luxuries in one magnificent package. But you can't kill all the bugs and keep things hermetically sealed like a Four Seasons if you also want the grass, trees, shrubs, raccoons, roadrunners, rabbits, ducks, turtles, birds, etc.
Peace and plants.