Joshua N.
Google
I’ve lived in Melbourne for over 30 years, and this is genuinely one of the worst meals I’ve ever had — worse than my high school canteen.
The mussels were saltier than the seawater at St Kilda Beach. Completely inedible.
The rigatoni lamb shoulder ragù tasted like McDonald’s tomato sauce dumped on pasta — no depth, no richness, no sign of slow-cooked lamb at all.
The pizza was a crime against basic Italian logic. The base was the base, the toppings were the toppings — two things clearly meant to be together forever, yet somehow completely separated the moment you picked up a slice.
We ordered the risotto of the day (mushroom). I thought it was acceptable, but my friend couldn’t taste any mushroom flavour.
As for service, apart from staff bringing food to the table, everything else required us to walk up and ask. Honestly, that part didn’t bother me, feel more comfortable when they don't come and talk to you.
What really hurts is the regret. We should have just walked into any random place on Lygon Street. I’m confident it would have been better than this.