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I prefer my bronze, tanned, muscle witch, but I guess a Green witch will do, for the time being. After all, life's a greenwich and then you die. But the truth is, I have 99 problems, but Greenwich ain't one.
Much, much better than the bougie and hipster and snobby Greenwich in London, this is the heartbeat of perhaps the world's greatest city, or formerly greatest (thanks Giuliani and hipsters).
Since I was 16 years old wandering the streets of Greenwich Village at 3am with literally no money whatsoever, this has been one of my absolute favourite places to hang out and wander around and experience what it really means to visit New York City.
There's nowhere else like Greenwich Village in terms of tolerance (and taller ants... and shorter ants too) and excitement, and the different things that you might see are too eclectic and plentiful to describe.
But it's also safe and sleepy and I have slept on the streets of these little neighbourhood alleyways many times.
You'll find lots of expensive stuff - also some good stuff and some excellent food - and despite the hipster influx, GV still maintains its presence as the gay capital of the entire East Coast USA and long may that be the case. West Hollywood and San Francisco are rivals, and Chicago's Boystown is lagging behind, as is Houston's Montrose and Deep Ellum of Dallas... but GV is the North American winner for rainbowishness.
So it's a pretty spectacular part of New York City - as all the villages are (West, East, Greenwich, etc). I probably like the East Village slightly better for people watching and for things that I like to eat, and they have great stuff here as well.
Indeed, Greenwich Village and the West Village have some fantastic stuff as well and MacDougal Street is right here in Greenwich Village and you can't get any better than MacDougal Street when it comes to people watching and all kinds of deliciousness so the it's easily 5 stars from me.
But my secret fave spot in the West Village/Greenwich Village is Washington Square Park. Close to my fave Boba Guys location, not far from a Xi'an, and a perfect hang out spot for all the sexy college kids and awesome performers, skateboarders, fun people, under the shimmering light of the spectacular arch. Life is at Washington Square Park. Come here any night and see for yourself... but not too late at night, because they kick people out after a certain time... welcome to the Land Of The Fr... oh wait.