Fuckoffee on Postcard

"Filled with quirky wall hangings, colourful tables and an extensive menu of organic coffee and cake, it’s easy to while away the hours here. It may have comfy Chesterfield sofas, doodles on the walls and neon signs, but this hip coffee joint isn’t all style over substance. Check out the amazing almond croissants - and of course the coffee, which is really what it’s all about." - Superfantastic

On the Grid : Fuckoffee

"Fuckoffee, Bermondsey Street. Filled with quirky wall hangings, colourful tables and an extensive menu of organic coffee and cake, it’s easy to while away the hours here. It may have comfy Chesterfield sofas, doodles on the walls and neon signs, but this hip coffee joint isn’t all style over substance. Check out the amazing almond croissants - and of course the coffee, which is really what it’s all about."

"If the name of this Bermondsey spot offends you then clearly you’ve never felt the rage of chasing up an unpaid invoice for the sixth time. Actually, feel free to use their name as the subject line of your next chase email. As you can probably guess from the name, this isn’t the most quiet or understated spot. There’s always music playing and you’ll find big colourful paintings on the walls, doodles everywhere, and an entirely terrifying doll’s head next to the till. Basically, you come here when you need a comfy sofa to work on and an atmosphere that’s upbeat enough to stop you nodding off mid email-sesh. Heads up, they’re open 7am to 7pm." - Heidi Lauth Beasley

F*ckoffee Review - Bermondsey - London - The Infatuation

YY

Google

Attracted by the name on Google Maps and came by to try it out - which was decent in general 👍🏻 Mocha was decent, could taste the coffee and chocolate separately though. Pain au chocolat felt cold and wasn’t as fresh as I would like, a little tougher in that sense too. Good concept and interesting merchandise (and signage’s) nonetheless 👍🏻

Aa Bb

Google

3.8 Great little coffee shop. Soups. Bakery sandwich and few other things. Seating available and the gent who served me was nice and welcoming. Prices ok and had some vegan items Pet friendly Will visit again

Sam Morrissey

Google

Have had many coffees and pastries here, all of which were good, and staff were generally polite with timely service. On my most recent visit I noticed a bowl of "Fuck Trump" wristbands, so while the place is clearly a hive of edgelordery (you can tell from the name) they have decided to bring American politics into what should be a simple coffee buying experience in the UK. Having previously had one of their staff go into depth on their opinions of the monarchy when I just wanted a coffee and a brownie, it leads me to believe that this type of political oversharing nonsense is encouraged by management as a tenet of customer service. If you can stand paying for moral/political lecturing then this is definitely the place for you. Personally I will miss the brownies.

Stephi

Google

Laid back coffee shop, with decoration that is the opposite of minimalism! I visited on a Saturday morning, intrigued by the name of the place, and it was already buzzing! Some people were working away in their laptops and some chatting with friends. There are lots of coffee, drinks, simple pastry and breakfast options. I found a table and got my almond latte, which was frothy and good quality. Loved drinking my coffee, while people watching. Such a unique place!

Elizabeth Garcia

Google

First and last time. 6£ for a small sausage roll. It was the only one that didn’t have a price. The the flat white (small one)was almost 4£…wtf. Not recommended at all.

Izolda Biro

Google

One of my all time favorite franchises in London. I discovered it eight years ago and used to go to the Bethnal Green branch every morning on my way to work. Love the tongue-in-cheek/mad esthetic. The coffee is sometimes surprisingly good/unique (I always drink the black stuff, but I tried their flat whites and they are well balanced as well) other times it is safe and reliable and does what it is designed to do- give you a boost without any harshness.I remember their soups from way back…they were very good…I forgot to check if they still do it. The Bermondsey branch’s toilet art is by far my favorite (hope it is still there- haven’t been for a while) I was ecstatic to find them again near me. Happy to see that they are always moderately busy. Despite the regular flow of people it didn’t feel too cramped when we were there a few times after lunch.

angela taylor

Google

We have come back to this quirky place. Love the atmosphere and tongue in cheek merchandise. Very cool and hip place! Lots of comfy sofas and lots to look at. Slice of Banoffee cake from top of counter was so flavourful and the cappuccino is creamy and really smooth. Thanks

Lhea Jane Socrates

Google

Lovely community cafe along Bermondsey. Great coffee too!

YY

Google

Attracted by the name on Google Maps and came by to try it out - which was decent in general 👍🏻 Mocha was decent, could taste the coffee and chocolate separately though. Pain au chocolat felt cold and wasn’t as fresh as I would like, a little tougher in that sense too. Good concept and interesting merchandise (and signage’s) nonetheless 👍🏻

Aa Bb

Google

3.8 Great little coffee shop. Soups. Bakery sandwich and few other things. Seating available and the gent who served me was nice and welcoming. Prices ok and had some vegan items Pet friendly Will visit again

Sam Morrissey

Google

Have had many coffees and pastries here, all of which were good, and staff were generally polite with timely service. On my most recent visit I noticed a bowl of "Fuck Trump" wristbands, so while the place is clearly a hive of edgelordery (you can tell from the name) they have decided to bring American politics into what should be a simple coffee buying experience in the UK. Having previously had one of their staff go into depth on their opinions of the monarchy when I just wanted a coffee and a brownie, it leads me to believe that this type of political oversharing nonsense is encouraged by management as a tenet of customer service. If you can stand paying for moral/political lecturing then this is definitely the place for you. Personally I will miss the brownies.

Stephi

Google

Laid back coffee shop, with decoration that is the opposite of minimalism! I visited on a Saturday morning, intrigued by the name of the place, and it was already buzzing! Some people were working away in their laptops and some chatting with friends. There are lots of coffee, drinks, simple pastry and breakfast options. I found a table and got my almond latte, which was frothy and good quality. Loved drinking my coffee, while people watching. Such a unique place!

Elizabeth Garcia

Google

First and last time. 6£ for a small sausage roll. It was the only one that didn’t have a price. The the flat white (small one)was almost 4£…wtf. Not recommended at all.

Izolda Biro

Google

One of my all time favorite franchises in London. I discovered it eight years ago and used to go to the Bethnal Green branch every morning on my way to work. Love the tongue-in-cheek/mad esthetic. The coffee is sometimes surprisingly good/unique (I always drink the black stuff, but I tried their flat whites and they are well balanced as well) other times it is safe and reliable and does what it is designed to do- give you a boost without any harshness.I remember their soups from way back…they were very good…I forgot to check if they still do it. The Bermondsey branch’s toilet art is by far my favorite (hope it is still there- haven’t been for a while) I was ecstatic to find them again near me. Happy to see that they are always moderately busy. Despite the regular flow of people it didn’t feel too cramped when we were there a few times after lunch.

angela taylor

Google

We have come back to this quirky place. Love the atmosphere and tongue in cheek merchandise. Very cool and hip place! Lots of comfy sofas and lots to look at. Slice of Banoffee cake from top of counter was so flavourful and the cappuccino is creamy and really smooth. Thanks

Lhea Jane Socrates

Google

Lovely community cafe along Bermondsey. Great coffee too!

Mike S.

Yelp

Spoiler alert: they're super fucking nice and the coffee is fucking amazing and they have a brilliant fucking canned drinks selection as well as some great fucking snacks. What more could a see you next Tuesday like you or me want?

Lynn H.

Yelp

Good coffee. friendly staff amusing name highly recommend. I went in fit the name and the back story of the fuss it caused is worth the visit in itself alone

Jamie L.

Yelp

Great coffee, friendly and fun staff, lots of seating. Great place to pop in for a pick me up!

Evan L.

Yelp

Most amazing coffee shop in London! The Bermondsey location is so cute and staff is very friendly and quick. Never waited more than 5 minutes for my coffee and croissant. I'm sure all locations are great. You must go here!

L H.

Yelp

What a fun place. Good coffee. Nice staff. The store is brightly lit and cheerfully decorated. I bought a few coffee mugs and they came in the best shopping bags ever

Sheila L.

Yelp

This coffee shop was on our walk to the tube station every morning. We enjoyed a latte from here every day. The coffee was good and the staff were always nice and the coffee hot! We loved the variety of latte choices! Including some like the gingerbread & pumpkin spice latte that are out of season in the states! This is a great local coffee shop we enjoyed stopping at everyday!

Phil H.

Yelp

Ok, I have to admit I came here for the name. It's just too amazing to pass up! LOL! What I didn't expect was to enjoy such a good cup of coffee and a pastry while I was out and about exploring London while in town for the marathon. Comfortable worn leather couches, nice service, and chill vibe. Thanks for the laughs with the name as it put a smile on my face. Love that cheeky Brit humor.

Dan B.

Yelp

Repeat customer here. Never had any problems and the coffee is quite good for a small shop that does all of its business through take out.

Morgan S.

Yelp

This place is amazing! The coffee is even better! Staff is friendly and the aesthetics are cute!! Best coffee I have had while in London and very affordable! The name is hilarious but definitely give it a try

Tammy W.

Yelp

Love love love love love this place! Super cute and relaxing to hangout in, an instant cheering up of the mood upon walking in, and the coffee is slap your momma good! Love the funny theme and the decaf chucky! I will go back anytime I am London! The perfect coffee show does exist and this place is it!!!!!!!!!

S F.

Yelp

consistently amazing flat whites and lattes - honey on the bar if you like it. edgy music in the background and lots of ppl socializing, working, taking their dog. it's really a great vibe, though a little hard to focus if you're working ;) the staff are awesome imho. friendly banter and great service. And the prices aren't crazy.

Victoria P.

Yelp

Came to visit London and saw this place. Very sweet people, yummy drinks and breakfast items. The ambiance was so unique and fun.

Daniel B.

Yelp

Awesome little coffee shop with great bakery items and very friendly employees. I don't drink coffee so I can't comment on the coffee. The caramel salt brownie was so good and gooey. There are lots of other bakery items too like shortbread, muffins, and other pastries. If you drink coffee or like baked good you must check this place out.

Paul C.

Yelp

Like some on here, came here because of the name. Don't be put off, this is a great little coffee shop. Coffee, hot chocolate both excellent. Good atmosphere and a soundtrack featuring the Pogues, Clash and Squeeze among others. Add some quirky London humor and it makes for a good spot to stay out of the rain.

Sandra P.

Yelp

Great and funky place to get a cup of coffee and small bite to eat. A few outdoor tables as well. Super relaxed atmosphere and friendly service.

John ..

Yelp

Great coffee and cool branding. Line was out the door when I went. The only reason not 5 stars was because there was a fruit fly problem flying around the pastry display box. I didn't order any pastries so it didn't matter to me but I'd hope they would deal with that more for ppl who do order the pastries

Des D.

Yelp

Good coffee / hangout spot. Staff are friendly and very good. Selection of pastries has something for most tastes. When in London and staying in the area of its my go to spot! Highly recommend.

Geoffrey S.

Yelp

Great find!! Excellent space, great staff! Oh, and the coffee is amazing!! Love the name and the sense of humour!

Kirk H.

Yelp

The name was what made us try it, the coffee is what will make us come back again. I had a very good cappuccino, my compatriot had a drip coffee that he is still raving about. In fact, he drank the first one and got another one to go as we were leaving it was so good. The croissant was flaky and fresh, and the vibe was perfect for a coffee shop. I will definitely be back here.

Barb M.

Yelp

The coffee was great. The service quick. The name is quite catchy. Love it! I'm from America and have told my friends about it already.

M R.

Yelp

A bit of a shock walking in with my young daughter as I honestly missed the full name on the way in with associated decor throughout, so be prepared to have a few explanations ready if you're venturing in with kids. That being said, she enjoyed a chocolate croissant which was filled with Nutella that she said was fantastic. I had a dirty chai with almond milk that was phenomenal. The spice was well balanced, there was no bitterness to the coffee - a nice smooth espresso shot, the foam was perfect and best was that it was topped with cinnamon and some sugar which crystallized nicely and mixed well with each sip. Highly recommend a visit, especially on a Sunday when you can pop over to the Flower Market just a short walk away.

Deb F.

Yelp

On a hot July day, we sought out Fuckoffee because of the snarky name, but I gotta say, they made the BEST iced mocha w/ oat milk that I had in our entire 2 weeks in London & Paris. So delicious, and the balance of coffee and chocolate was just right. Well done, barista-guy. Very hipster in there (I felt really old there, but not really out of place) but comfortable and the loo was even pretty clean. Nice place and those who live/work nearby should consider themselves lucky to have it!

Brandon Y.

Yelp

Nice little coffee shop on Bermondsey Street. The vanilla latte was excellent. Best coffee I've had in London so far.

Joanna T.

Yelp

Not going to lie, the name alone gets this place 5 stars. This naughty-named coffee shop was just mere blocks from our apartment, so the coffee lover in our party was in several times. I only stopped once but was impressed with the comfortable, eclectic interior and friendly baristas. I like the helpful sign on the wall that describes all the coffee variants and opted for a latte which was smooth and tasty. When you're feeling like "fuck it, I need a coffee", well, you know where to go.

Ilich V.

Yelp

Probably one of the best coffee places I've ever been to! Highly recommend it, great service and coffee

Shaeli Z.

Yelp

Been putting a few of these reviews off for the time being but I'm finally back on here to finish a few reviews I've had bookmarked! I found this place on either google maps or yelp (can't remember which one) but in London, or the UK in general, they don't use yelp here often, so I guess it makes it harder to review many places here. While I was looking for this place, it was a little confusing because you have to walk down small streets near tunnels and small marketplace shops and I would definitely say there are a few times I walked back and forth while looking for this place but looked/ walked past it. On several occasions, i did notice the giant "coffee" sign on the side of the building but didn't think it was that one because there are quite a few coffee shops in the area. It's located kind of like "a hole in the wall" shop where it's pretty hidden if you don't keep your eyes keen and no, i didn't see any other signs of it until I walked into it. It was dim and pretty hipster/ urban on the inside. It was like many other coffee shops, it was decent, it was the best, but I like giving new things a try. The name of the coffee shop was also a bit intriguing so what the hey. Service was great btw, the cashier was very helpful

Gary K.

Yelp

Awesome little coffee shop. Great tasting brew, yummy pastries, and lots of cool merchandise. It is definitely our go to spot for coffee whenever we are in London

Katie R.

Yelp

Hipster vibes but chill and the dirty chai was delicious. I also had a slice cake that was okay. Recommend mostly for the name and the vibes.

Brian K.

Yelp

How cool is this place!! Cool vibe, warm and inviting interior, comfy seating and awesome coffee with a name to boot!! Walking distance from the hotel I'm staying, so maybe I'll have a chance to fill up the loyalty card and get a free cup before I head back to CA.

Vasiliy M.

Yelp

Very unique little coffee shop. They even have a framed rejected trademark notice that hangs in the restroom. I got the muthafucka smoothie and was not disappointed. It put me to sleep, but I appreciate that they used real peanut butter. Check it out and enjoy the coffee and spectacle ;)

Raul M.

Yelp

Great place if you are feel like getting coffee in a hip/edgy environment. Environment is definitely unique, and appeals to a younger or more edgy type of customer. Customer service is pretty great, and I appreciated the things this coffee shop does for the community like "donating stamp cards to have police or firefighters have the opportunity to get a free cup of joe/coffee".

Kelly R.

Yelp

Cheeky name, excellent coffee, fun and comfortable atmosphere. This place was ALWAYS busy and it's for good reason. Their iced caramel latte was one of the best I've had anywhere - and I know my coffee! Baked treats were delicious, and the Flat White was a smooth and tasty complement, as well. I was lucky enough to get 4 punches on my card during a recent week in the city. If I lived in this neighborhood, you'd find me here most mornings. Nice front patio seating as well as comfy couches inside make this a place where you could also come to do some work or catch up with a friend. Their prices are excellent, especially considering the top quality and flavor. Staff were great and service was quick. Can't wait to hopefully come back next trip!

Jenni L.

Yelp

Come for the cheeky name, stay for the effing good coffee! This coffee shop was right around the corner from the flat we were staying at for the week, and it was so good that we ended up coming here every single day of our visit. I was thinking that the shop was always crowded because of the funny name, but they serve some seriously tasty coffee and pastries. The cafe mocha was the best one I've ever had. I can't speak for other drinks because that's all I ended up buying all week. It was sweet but not too sweet and thick and creamy and warm during a really chilly January week. The apricot and pear and cheese pastries were delicious and they also had some fresh cakes sitting out that looked really good. My friend enjoyed her chai tea lattes all week as well. The employees were all friendly, helpful, and patient with us American tourists who were trying to figure out the U.K. coins. I still have dreams about that mocha and can't wait to go back!

Belle R.

Yelp

'Fuckoffee' - what a great name. The atmosphere of the café was great, kind of punk rock kind of indie. There was lots of seating (which was very necessary because of the sheer amount of customers in on a Sunday afternoon. They had a wide array of pastries, brownies, breads, and cookies, as well as a very descriptive menu of drinks on the board. My americano was a bit underwhelming, however, I did appreciate that they had oat milk and other dairy alternative milks available at the end of the counter for self-pouring. Lovely little place and great vibes. Make sure to grab one of their super fun loyalty cards!

M B.

Yelp

This has been a favourite spot of mine for sometime... it reminds me of my life in California... fun, funky and good coffee.

KD S.

Yelp

I was only in London for a few hours, but I stumbled across this place and was too intrigued by the name to pass it up lol. I walked in and they were playing SWV's "Right Here" and I knew instantly that I made the right choice. I had a vanilla latte (very tasty espresso) and the barista's were very friendly! I'm looking forward to visiting again during my next trip to the U.K.

Sophie A.

Yelp

A feisty little coffee shop with a slightly aggressive play on words located near London Bridge. I stopped in here on a Sunday morning to grab a dirty chai ( chai with a shot of espresso) and was very amused. There is a loyalty card that you have punched with each coffee ( punches read f*uck it, off, etc with the last one being f*uck coffee for a free one!) My Dirty Chai caffeinated me to home and beyond- definitely something I would have again- but not after 5 pm. They also have some fun breakfast pastries, smoothies, juice, etc. Fun place, if I lived nearby I would live here in the am.

Livi S.

Yelp

So the founders behind brick lane coffee set up another outrageously named shop and obviously it's been one place I've been meaning to visit ever since. Aside from the name, what else will draw you in .. ummm the coffee is pretty good. Essentially though it's nothing out of the ordinary cafe wise, with the hot chocolate getting a bad rating from my friend. Her words were its meh.. Too bitter, not enough of it and mostly all cream. Not a glowing rating then. I guess I went with super high expectations, otherwise this could have easily been a 4 star, judging only on coffee.

Enrique R.

Yelp

What a great fucking coffee house. The staff is friendly, the service is spot on and the coffee is amazing! I came all the way from Texas for my fucking coffee! Yee haw!

Jacqueline C.

Yelp

A trendy and hipster coffee shop tucked away on Bermondsey Street and also a great place to do work. I'm staying in the area for two weeks and have come here a few times to get work done. There's wifi, lots of outlets, and a great selection of coffee and soups for lunch. I didn't get to try any of the soups but they all sound and smell amazing. The cappuccino here is pretty good. My only complaint is that it's not hot enough for me, but the vibes of this place make up for it. The place gets pretty busy around lunch time but I've always managed to find a seat. The baristas are all very friendly and the atmosphere is cozy. Overall, Fuckoffee is a pretty good place to hang out, have lunch and enjoy the electric music or plug in and study with some good coffee.

Jurgen D.

Yelp

Yes....its another since I moved to Bermondsey post....but whatever...!!! On my walk to work every morning I wander along the lovely Bermondsey Street, with plentiful coffee shops it can be hard to decide where to get my morning coffee hit....! Having tried most of the options, I have landed on Fuckoffee, they arent just a numerous name which they play on to great effect they also have an exceptional product. They have a huge range of baked goodies for your nibbling pleasures as well as small selection of breakfast and lunch options. Go for the name...stay for the coffee!

Daniel F.

Yelp

A coffee place that is the sister of one of my fav coffee places in London (Brick Lane coffee house). This seems to replicate the same decor tho Brick lane has more character still. The coffee is good and though this street will grow ever more popular; it already is developing VERY fasting not sold on it yet. But it is in a part of town that needed it, so I'm down with that.

Georgia J.

Yelp

I mean lets be honest the name alone makes this place just f*cking awesome, but the name alone isn't what makes this place so cool. There's a great vibe here, from the girls girls girls neon sign outside to art on the walls. We were lucky enough to nab a very comfy sofa which was extra satisfying! I got a smoothie which was delicious and couldn't help but get a packet to love hearts to go with it! I also had a taste of my friends chai latte which was really tasty too! The loyalty cards are also amazing! Definitely will come again.

Terry O.

Yelp

Best Chai here. Creamy but not too sweet. Great atmosphere with mellow music and chill vibe. In town from the States on holiday and this was our first stop. Bermondsey is a great area for casual lunch and this place fits the bill. Best chili con carne in area.

Elliott O.

Yelp

Perfect place to have a quick coffee or tea. The artwork and vibe of the restaurant is very chill and fun. The menu is very reasonably priced and absolutely delicious. Its very easy to find and you get your drink within 10 minutes of ordering. they have tables and chairs but they also have very comfortable couches to relax or work in.

Ray C.

Yelp

Loving the Brooklyn / Shoreditch vibe of f-koffee. It's exquisitely hipster with concrete floors, quirky details (like the Lego made pots and dog or 'bitch' biscuits), and feels like a bit of an artist's collage. Great detailing, right down to the (working) Bit Coin machine out back. I think they're trying to go with for coffee with bad-ass attitude and it works. Coffee is reasonable, not a bad price and not a bad taste. They also do a nice chocolate brownie - extremely gooey and finger sticking good. Nice place to hang out if you want a hot beverage, staff are friendly despite the impression you might get from the name. It's always quite busy, full of those laptop welding sorts, although interestingly not a sea of Mac to be seen!

Randall K.

Yelp

A very cool coffee shop in London center, near my hotel, I visited them everyday last month, I dare to say that they have one of the best flat white in London.

Michael H.

Yelp

Great coffee and pastries. Fastest service I've ever had at a coffee house and the team here is friendly. The atmosphere is very laid back and the stuff on the walls is hilarious. I wish we had a place like this back home. It's a short distance to some of London's most famous attractions and worth the walk from the tube to get here.

Mit S.

Yelp

Lovely coffee shop with a great atmosphere. The back is full of squishy sofas and they play chilled disco/house type music. The staff are friendly and the coffee is good. The cakes are delicious and the local noticeboard adds a homely feel. You can easily spend a Saturday afternoon here chatting with friends. Well worth a visit if you're in the area.