"Fuckoffee, Bermondsey Street. Filled with quirky wall hangings, colourful tables and an extensive menu of organic coffee and cake, it’s easy to while away the hours here. It may have comfy Chesterfield sofas, doodles on the walls and neon signs, but this hip coffee joint isn’t all style over substance. Check out the amazing almond croissants - and of course the coffee, which is really what it’s all about."