Where To Be Seen And Not Eat - Miami - The Infatuation

"No one is really paying attention to the food at Seaspice, an expensive mix of pasta and seafood that's actually not as bad as you expect from a clubstaurant. Still, people here are more focused on the yachts blaring awful pop music that pull up and dock next to the outdoor tables. It's more a place to drink, maybe take a very small bite of a dish with the word "truffle" in it, and pretend you're alongside a charming canal somewhere in Italy (even though you're mere feet away from one of the most polluted rivers in Miami)." - ryan pfeffer