Kathleen D.
Yelp
You know what's stressful? Being a passenger in a car on the "other" side of the road when the operator is driving on that side for the first time in her life. After three hours on small highways, terrible back pain, and lots of grumbling, all I wanted to do was chill out with a pint.
When we arrived to Cork, we couldn't find a place to park at all. Despite reading other reviews here and on TripAdvisor, I couldn't figure out the system. Without going into too much detail, it was a big hassle and I ended up yelling at two random men on the street smoking cigarettes for not helping me as I lugged three suitcases into the hotel -- all the while limping away in horrible pain.
Lisa, the front desk agent on the at the time, handled my frustration quite well. I wouldn't have dealt with annoyed-me nearly as well. I ended up apologizing to her later on and felt pretty bad about the incident. After all, the hotel itself is incredible once you get past the parking situation.
So here's what to do if you find yourself in my shoes:
1. Double-park out front, even if there's a large tour bus there. Just put your flashers on and your car will be fine.
2. Bring your luggage inside to be securely stored while you park.
3. Get a swipe card and parking garage map from the front desk.
4. Drive to the parking garage. You will go over a bridge. That's normal.
5. Follow the map to loop back around to the island part of the city and find the hotel.
6. Check in.
On the surface, that sounds pretty easy, but during the nighttime in an unfamiliar place it can be a challenge. I'd recommend employing the buddy system from the garage to the hotel. I don't know much about Cork's overall safety, but I feel like you'd have some peace of mind if you're not alone.
In my case: A night porter parked the car for us and brought the luggage to our room. We got lucky with a quiet room facing a parking lot. If we were on the Pembrooke side of the hotel, I could see it being noisy from the bars.
Since the hotel itself also offered a spa and I was in ridiculous pain, I took advantage. I mentioned I'd probably want an appointment while talking to Lisa, and unknowingly to me, she called the spa the next morning when they opened to let them know my particular back issues and to expect a call. How sweet is that? She totally did not have to do that at all.
Before jumping to the salon, I need to mention the actual hotel room was AWESOME. Great hair dryer. Nice and clean room. Top-notch bathroom supplies and shower. Exceptional housekeeping. Cute view of the city. Comfortable bed. I couldn't ask for anything better.
So let's fast forward to the next morning. I've never used a hotel spa before. I've also only had a handful of massages in my life. But you can bet I called and snagged an appointment for a massage an hour later. I could only deal with so much pain while on vacation!
The Escape Spa was lavish and relaxing all at once. Their regular massage also includes a foot scrub, as well as champagne, sorbet, and a fruit plate in their serenity room. Masseuses are Aveda trained and so on-point.
Even better, the spa was right down the steps from my room. Perfect.
All in all, the amenities for this hotel make it a prime accommodation to select in Cork. I found it via an Expedia special and it was dirt cheap for all they offer. Restaurants, a fancy bar, concierge... I could go on. They even honored Frederick Douglass at the bar in the 1800s! How neat. [There is a placard.]
I can't recommend this place enough. The car park is a pain, but nowhere's perfect. If you want a comfortable hotel in the center of Cork's action, this is the spot.