David Lang
Google
Ah, anniversaries—the perfect time for romance, fine dining, and apparently, a crash course in food roulette! My wife and I decided to celebrate our special day with what we thought would be a delectable charcuterie board at OLE Tapas. Priced at $60, it boasted a mouth-watering selection including, crucially, goat cheese. Given that my wife can’t digest cow’s milk without turning into an unwilling marathon runner, goat cheese was our safe bet.
Imagine our surprise when the board arrived, only for us to find out that the goat cheese was MIA. No warning, no heads-up, just a silent substitution that would make any cheese-loving connoisseur cry. Upon inquiring, we were told they “ran out.” Out of cheese, fine. Out of courtesy? Not so fine. You’d think someone would have mentioned this tiny detail before we started nibbling.
Our waiter, bless his heart, tried to “see what he could do.” Spoiler alert: not much. The initial offer was to take back some untouched cheese and charge us less—what a generous offer to recycle our food into someone else’s meal! Then came Plan B: a complimentary tapa. We cautiously asked for the veal meatballs, but again, out came the bombshell: no sheep’s milk cheese either, just more cow milk!
At this point, we wondered if we should bring a farm next time to ensure the ingredients are actually what they say on the menu. It’s one thing to tweak a recipe; it’s another to leave your customers in the dark, especially when it could end with them spending their anniversary in the bathroom rather than basking in romantic bliss.
So, dear diners, consider this a public service announcement: check with your waiter twice—maybe thrice—before assuming that what you see on the menu is what you’ll actually get. And as for OLE Tapas, here’s a little tip: transparency is as essential in your service as it is in your kitchen (even if you worked in Hell's Kitchen). False advertising and menu surprises don’t just leave a bad taste in your customers' mouths—they’re also downright dangerous.
(P.S. Thanks for the 35% discount, but as we told you directly we didn't need any financial compensation, we therefore tipped the server an additional 35% on top of his usual tip).
In conclusion, our anniversary became memorable for all the wrong reasons. And next time, we’ll probably skip the surprises and just order plain bread. At least we know what’s in it…or do we?