Fox E.
Yelp
A dog, if excited, may bark
A lightbulb, when broken, goes dark
And Barbie, when frisky
Does something quite risky
She gets nude in Memorial Park
So many times now, I've forgot
Basically whenever she's hot
She moans and she purrs
And shows off to Voyeurs
In the bushes or the parking lot
In missionary, sometimes doggers
The car we're in needs 5 de-foggers
Or she'll show off her *ss
On the wet morning grass
And give heart attacks to lots of joggers
Her fake nails always leave a mark
And she bites into me like a shark
And the rivers start flowing
And she's coming, not going...
Our bedroom is Memorial Park.
It's probably one of the world's greatest parks if you think about it, because it's absolutely enormous and takes up a huge portion of the city, which they have cleverly dedicated to being a beautiful Park, and I don't think they could really have a much bigger or better part for Houston than this one.
They're currently in the middle of masses of construction for this park too, which just makes it all the more awesome, because it's going to be all efficient and futuristic and user-friendly, and less car-friendly. If I was going to take a star off it, it'd be for the fact that people do 60 through the 30-40 limit Memorial Drive next to the running track, so people are literally 5 feet from out of control trucks and SUVs and sports cars and work vans where the drivers are texting and not paying attention. Someone is going to die soon because of this. They need to fix it and make it safe. Like now. A barrier would be good. A lower speed limit next to the track too, on the main part of the drive.
There are lots of other smaller and similarly good parks, but this one is top-notch and I guess my other issue with it would be the unfortunate fact that the running trails are gravelly (in fact they're gravely gravelly), so they're dangerous and they mess up your shoes, but it's full of such beautiful girls doing ab workouts and running and what not, wearing sexy outfits, scandalously dressed like Barbie, lots of plastic body parts on show too, particularly Barbie (as well as oiled up muscle boys no names mentioned Fox) and it's hard not to love it, such a show offy place.
And it's not a BBQ place, otherwise it'd be Memorial Pork.