Jason V.
Yelp
My new favorite of the McMenamins hotels, dethroning the Kennedy School in Portland due to its spacious and luxurious courtyard, with glittering lights, firepits and fireplace, the Whiskey Shed, the North Shore Lagoon, and plenty of outdoor seating all across the campus. The Anderson School is well-prepared for the COVID shutdown, and reaped the rewards of their efforts: this place was busy all weekend! Everyone flocked here, seeking an oasis of food, drinks and community, and a reprieve from the drudgery of boredom and isolation.
The North Shore lagoon is fantastic! Heated to a warm, comfortable level (although my wife felt it could be a tad warmer), this massive indoor swimming pool steams invitingly due to the contrast between the warm water and the cool, winter air wafting in from the massive windows. Open to hotel guests without requiring a reservation (a nice perk!), I was able to swim a few laps and relax, floating serenely, for the first time since COVID began. It's the small pleasures that you don't realize how much you miss them until they are taken away.
The Whiskey Shed is a cozy little nook in the interior courtyard, warmed by a sultry fireplace within, and one of my new favorite bars. While the seating area has been gutted due to social distancing restrictions, I can imagine how wonderful it would be to enjoy a straight whiskey here, inhaling the fragrant wood smoke, and sitting tucked into a dim corner adjacent to the hearth. Fortunately, we were able to find a table next to the exterior fireplace, which sufficed for a decent consolation prize. Hard to ask for more in these troubled times!
We dined at both the Woodshop and the Tavern on the Square for dinner and next-day breakfast, respectively. I've sung the praises of the Hammerhead BBQ Chicken pizza before, but I will say it again: this is their best pizza, and one that is hard to top anywhere!
The Tavern Burger is a solid 9/10 as-is, made perfect with the addition of the in-house Secret Aardvark sauce. The salmon chowder soup is wonderfully thick and creamy, and quite filling, as my wife discovered. For breakfast, the Hole in One sandwich with cottage potatoes kept me going for hours, and my wife's Smoked Salmon Scramble nearly took her breath away (and I concur, it was fan-freaking-tastic)! McMenamins entrees are usually solid 8/10s all around, but we had nothing but five-star hits all weekend! I think we're getting the hang of this.
This was a weekend, holiday and COVID escape that we sorely needed, and being able to bring our dogs with us took the stress off having to find a kennel or a house sitter. These days, it is hard to find an oasis where one can forget the seeming collapse of western civilization all around us, but we have been able to reliably count on the McMenamins hotels to provide a fun, exciting and peaceful retreat, even in the midst of the pandemic. That, my friends, is worth more than gold, frankincense or myrrh.