Andrew L.
Yelp
I'm honestly baffled by the number of great reviews this restaurant has.
ENVIRONMENT
First of all, let me say that the restaurant is tiny and on the verge of being claustrophobic. It's so narrow that people had to squeeze past us to try to get to the back of the restaurant. The music here is so loud, I had to yell to the waiter and vice versa. We both had trouble hearing each other. The waiters are also all behind a narrow counter/bar, and there is very little seating in this tiny restaurant, so we ended up standing the whole time.
As soon as you walk in, you are bombarded with dozens of pictures of food hanging from the ceiling with their prices. There is no menu. The problem with this is, 1. it is extremely overwhelming, 2. you have to guess what the dish is, 3. when you do want to order it, its all in French.
It would be a lot more helpful if they labeled each of the pictures of the dishes with a number, so people could just say - Number 12, 24 etc. It seemed that most of the diners there were not French anyway.
SERVICE
I get it, service in Europe moves at a slower pace than the rest of the world. But in this restaurant, it was particularly hard to get their attention. It might be because they were understaffed (two waiters for the whole place), but regardless, it was a nightmare to try to get our food. I felt like I was lining up at a food drive, begging to be served. Once I did get their attention, I will say they were decent. I'm not saying they were the friendliest people who offered great service (far from that), but they weren't terribly mean. The service was very slow and it was incredibly hard to get their attention.
FOOD
The only thing here that was decent (out of like 5 dishes we ordered) was the dozen oysters which were on the verge of being lukewarm. I also ordered some noodle dish with soup (super bland, tasted like noodles in plain water), and asked the waitress to just serve us 3 dishes she recommends. One of the dishes that was incredibly DISGUSTING was a certain type of clam. I love seafood, oysters, clams. They were super smelly, like feet. It was the smell of gone off seafood. It was inedible.