Jeff M.
Yelp
I am the second worst kind of tourist. I'm not the "disrespectful, loud, and obnoxious" tourist, but I am frequently the "entirely unprepared, and have no idea what I'm getting myself into, so I'm just going to show up and wing it" kind of tourist.
There are so many things that I wish I had known before starting my hike at the Kasha-Katuwe Tent Rocks. Here's the annoying part: they're all things that were stated by many others in these reviews, but I couldn't be bothered to read them. Because I looked at the pictures and went "Oooooooh, pretty!" and then hit the "Bookmark" button without thinking about it any further. So again... Second worst kind of tourist...
Here are my amateur instructions in semi-listicles style, so as to make reading easier for you. Or you can also ignore this and go, "Oooooooh, pretty!" and then hit the "Bookmark" button without thinking about it any further.
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- Bring $5 (per car) to get in.
- Bring some bottled water or the like (to drink, obviously).
- Avoid the Cave Loop Trail. It is boring, and I was annoyed that we wasted time on it once we finished the Slot Canyon Trail. The Slot Canyon Trail is why you paid the $5.
- If you're still intent on checking out the Cave Loop Trail; supposedly it's wheelchair accessible, but I don't see how, unless you have some rugged tires on said wheelchair (and incredible upper body strength) to navigate certain parts of it. The Slot Canyon Trail is most definitely not wheelchair accessible.
- Show up early in the day. We showed up at 7:15 am, hiked the Cave Loop Trail first, and then the Slot Canyon Trail and ran into maybe 4 other people on the way up. But on the way back down, at around 9:30 am, the trail was already filled with 4-5 people every 10 yards. And the trail is relatively narrow, so we kept interrupting family photo ops, and dodging kids that were wandering underfoot. Also, a rule-breaking young woman managed to sneak in a large dog somehow...
- There's a point on the Slot Canyon Trail where you have to kind of climb up using your hands. This seems to be where people get nervous and change their minds about reaching the summit. Keep going (carefully of course). Take your time. Another good reason to go early is that you won't feel pressured to hurry because of the people behind you. This is also the point where you generally stop taking pictures for Yelp, Instagram, Snapchat, etc. I remember thinking, "People can come here and see this for their damn selves if they want. Why am I trying to capture this moment on camera?" Also, I needed to use both hands to hold onto things so that I wouldn't fall stupidly to my death.
- The pictures don't do this place justice. The Slot Canyon Trail early in the morning is beautiful. The air smells amazing, there's a nice cool breeze occasionally, and the sun isn't beating down on you. And there are certain parts of the trail (if you show up early enough to avoid the crowds) where there is absolute, pin-drop silence. I don't think I can remember the last time in my life where I've experienced a quietness like that before. Like... no sound. At all. No wind. No animals. Nothing. It's beautiful, and alien, and slightly scary, because it feels like your sense of hearing has stopped working.
- Give yourself a couple hours. If you skip the Cave Loop Trail (again, skip the stupid, boring Cave Loop Trail), it shouldn't take you longer than that. We walked through both trails, and went all the way to the top of the Slot Canyon Trail, and it took us... 2.5 hours to tackle the whole thing. We could have started our breakfast an hour earlier if we had known to skip the Cave Loop like others had recommended. Gah! Stupid me for not reading these other reviews.
- Show. Up. Early. Seriously. I can't emphasize this enough. If we had arrived even a couple hours later, I don't think we would have enjoyed it as much.
[] Summary []
Do it. Do it now. Or tomorrow. But do it regardless. We're from Oklahoma City, where the elevation is 1,200 feet above sea level. So managing to complete the whole hiking endeavor (at a reasonable pace) to an elevation of approximately 6,700 feet above sea level had us feeling pretty elated by the end of it. Or that could have been the oxygen deprivation...