Jeff C.
Yelp
I love staying in a really good hostel and on the surface India House is one of the best that I have ever stayed in, However all of the the things that work to rank it as one of the best hostels in the USA can also work against it. The pool, the grounds, the bandstand, and the party atmosphere can make for a miserable stay if you plan on getting any sleep which you will need if you want to see any of New Orleans' classic sights.
Again, this place is kitschy cool with retro/hippie furnishings. The pool and the grounds are very inviting and this hostel offers a nightly meal at a fantastic price. It is all wonderful and one gets the sense that India House is a destination in itself, but then again therein lies the problem. A lot of backpackers never seem to leave!!! On my stay the grounds were always filled with people drinking and laughing throughout the day and night. I was staying in the dorm room which made sleep impossible. I really couldn't understand why the guest of India House came to New Orleans at all. Look, my backpacker pals, New Orleans has some of the best bars in the world. Please get out there and see them. Trust me hanging out all day and night drinking cheap wine at The India House is not cool..actually, it is kinda sad and pathetic.
However, if it sounds like I am trashing this hostel, I'm really not. I like the concept and the staff was super friendly. I think it would have been better if I had been able to get into one of the private rooms instead of the men's dorm room. These accommodations were right next to the pool and stuffy, hot. This combination, coupled with drunken guys stumbling in and out all night long made for a horrible night's sleep. Of course, my favorite moment was when some Don Juan proceeded to sneak some Tulane Tart into the bunk above me. Now, believe it or not, this is not the first time this happened to me (once in Switzerland, twice in Spain...must be like a mile-high club thing); however, the conversation is always the same:
Tart: I don't know if we should be doing this?
Don Juan: It will be ok..everyone's asleep (I wish)..Here let me help you up.
Tart: There's not a lot of room up here
Don Juan: It will be ok, Babe (obviously forgot her name) I promise.
[Sounds kissing, grouping,,well you get the idea. fill in your own blanks]
Stopping the canoodling, The Tart cries breathlessly: I don't know if we should be doing this. I mean I never do anything like this! (yes, I am sure that is true..please) I mean, you won't respect me.
Don Juan: I promise I will, Babe. I promise...[back to our regularly scheduled programming]
Respect you! Respect you! I think..Yeah, I am sure the 20+ guys in the dorm all respect you.....ugh. Well,at least things were over quick. Good one, Don Juan.