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Some don't like Barbi's heels on the table, so then SUE ME
Some don't like Barbi's X-Rated movies, but they MOVE ME
Every part of her is perfect, she is such a CUTIE
And when she wants Milk Tea then she makes me get her FUJI
Some people prefer their drinks a little more BOOZY
Some people prefer Nicole Kidman, me I'm more TOM CRUISEY
But this Boba should be in the Louvre, or some other MUSEE
Cause there is no better Milk Tea than the one at FUJI
Some come here for blended drinks, but I don't want a SMOOTHIE
Some people prefer girls like ScarJo when she starred in LUCY
If you want to know which Boba's awesome, well, I'm CHOOSY
But you will not find a better Milk Tea than at FUJI
Some ask me for autographs, I love a horny GROUPIE
Some want pix, or hugs, while others are just trying to DO ME
Some say I am kind of crazy, others call me LOONY
But you'd be crazy not to try the Assam Tea at FUJI
Some say that I'm sexy, and that my pix make them GOOEY
Some say I'm transparent, in that they can see right THROUGH ME
But I think recommending the best Boba is my DUTY
And there is no better Boba in Texas than FUJI
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We were very honoured when we found out that this was the first ever location of this wonderful magical place in North America. For the first location in the US to be in Houston is exciting for the city, and it turned out to be a miraculous addition to the drinks scene for me personally. As soon as I was able to try the wonderful Assam milk tea, I fell madly in love.
I was thrilled that they have two different varieties of black milk tea, and both are excellent. But the Assam, the richer and darker of the two, is something very special, and it's the one that I keep coming back for. I also believe it's the owner's favourite. I do full sugar, because the milk teas aren't very sweet, however the tapioca (soaked in Brown Sugar) is very sweet and gooey so look out for that!
They have wonderful service, and the girls working here are nothing short of adorable. I will be a regular customer for many many years because of the wonderful tea, and the excellent ownership, and the spectacular service from several of these truly lovely employees. Several of the girls that work here are friends of mine, and hopefully always will be.
While I'm aware that there are a lot of stupid things said by stupid people, it only takes a bobadrinker with half a brain - or even just a very small percentage of one - to know that the Bobas at Fuji are vastly better and superior to the majority of similar products at many rival stores, and I absolutely love everything they serve here.
These are Taiwanese teas all the way, and some of the best you can get. Ignore the odd mindless remark by other reviewers, it's irrelevant, just come and try it for yourself.
As for the look of the place, it's small, it's nice, the decor here is cute and lovely and the little shop is sweet and modern. But for drinks and service, it's one of our very favourites in all of Texas.
Fuji in North American terms is a true unique Houston original. It's the only one like it in the United States, for tens of thousands of miles no less, and it is an honour for Houston to have this spectacular Boba shop here.
Now let's finish with more rap:
Some people think I should make a big budget Boba MOVIE
Some people think I date Houston's most infamous BEAUTY
Some people like Nick Sparks but personally I like RUBY
But everyone who tries it always falls in love with FUJI
Some said I don't know Boba, doubt those guys even KNEW ME
Some said this should be Japanese, that statement THREW ME
Some prefer the Champion of Boba, I prefer GUCCI
And the Gucci of Boba is made right here at FUJI
If you wanna kill Al Capone, use an UZI
If you wanna be like Austin Powers, say GROOVY
If you own a lot of houses, then you're kinda BOUGIE
But if you want the best milk tea in Houston, come to FUJI
If you want a Buddy Holly song, ask SUZIE
If you want to see Barbi near-naked, then JACUZZI
If you want to piss her off, then call her a FLOOZY
But if you want the best Boba in Texas, come to FUJI
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