Sherry M.
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If this is what Relais & Châteaux considers 5-star, then the bar has hit rock bottom.
Arrival & Check-In:
The experience started off terribly. You can’t even be dropped off at the entrance — roads close and you’re expected to drag your luggage down cobblestone streets for 5–6 minutes. Longer if you’re not in great shape or are traveling with a lot of bags. Upon arrival, check-in was a joke. No welcome, no information on breakfast hours, spa, bar, or restaurant (despite us saying we were starving). When we circled back to ask, the response was, “you didn’t let me tell you these things.” Excuse me? It took them 20 minutes to check us in but not once were we given a map, Wi-Fi details, or even basic orientation.
The Room:
We were escorted by a confused bell boy to another building down the street, not even where we checked in. The room was dated, with broken shower tiles, zero air conditioning in 30°C+ heat, and tiny in design. No drawers, terrible closet space, and shockingly — no lock on the door. For safety, I literally placed a chair against it like I was in a budget roadside motel. At over $750/night, this is beyond unacceptable.
The toiletries were insulting. Their body wash smelled like dirt and manure — I wouldn’t wash my car with it, let alone my skin.
Dining:
We were told the restaurant was open until 11:45, rushed over, only to be told the kitchen was closed. The only option was a sad room service menu. No thanks. We walked a minute outside the property and found lively, friendly restaurants with far better food and service than this “5-star” establishment.
Service:
Awful overall. Disorganized, dismissive, and simply not luxury hospitality. That said, two staff members deserve recognition:
Mita (General Manager) met us at breakfast the next morning, listened attentively, and did her best to explain and resolve the issues (including the laughable AC situation).
Juan, the following night, was the only person who actually delivered true 5-star service. He gave us a tour of the property, pointed out the pools, brought wine glasses, and made us feel like valued guests.
Final Verdict:
This hotel is a sorry excuse for a 5-star Relais & Châteaux property. The service is inconsistent, the accommodations are dated and unsafe, and the value is nonexistent. At $1,550 for two nights, this was the worst “luxury” hotel experience I’ve had — and I stay in multiple 5-star properties around the world, often for less money and with much higher standards.
NEVER AGAIN.