Club U

Rented the room upstairs for a birthday, and it was amazing! Shout-out to the staff, especially Hannes, for arranging everything so nicely for us. Cocktails are amazing! (Photos are from a separate event which was equally good)

We ate lunch here. The Coffee and thge food was great. My only complaint is that we got a small umbrella on the patio and I was hot in the sun.

Awful club. From the first second old addicts were bothering us and touching us. We didn’t even spend 3 minutes inside.

This was the worst café I’ve ever visited. We were left waiting for 15 minutes, had to seat ourselves, and no one came to serve us. Letting a pregnant woman stand and wait like that is incredibly rude and unprofessional. Absolutely disappointing experience.

first time there, very nice, cosy, relaxed place.

Some newcomer DJs were playing techno and we really enjoyed dancing to it. The atmosphere was open, queer and full of good vibes. We didn't need to pay entrance. The dance floor is big enough. The barkeeper at the bar was very friendly. 1-2 man were a little bit annoying but if I told them to leave me they did. Because of so many nice people around I felt comfortable.

Wasn’t clear that it was open, but hanging around a few minutes, it was! Service personnel were not very enthusiastic. Had lunch here. The food was pretty good! Glad me and my dearest friend stayed for lunch. Kind of quirky, really cool place.

Been there twice and the same DJ was playing and it was no fun for me! The first time it was crowded and full of cis gay white men taking up space and the second time it was pretty empty and only one group of friends on the dance floor. Disappointing sadly.

This can be added to my "never-ever-visit-this-sh*thole"-list and I haven't even been there partying. I was supposed to play there and knowing that so called 'clubs' like this sh*thole claims to be, don't give a f*ck about their equipment or the djs that are stupid enough to play there, which unfortunately includes me, I went there the afternoon before the party to check if the dj equipment was ready. Of course I have been told "yes, everything is working 100%." "Luckily" two hours before my playtime, my fellow dj-colleague called me and told me that they just started to play and noticed that one turntable didn't operate properly. Turns out the guy that thinks he is the sound engineer for this sh*hole didn't even check the equipment, which is the least thing to be expected for a venue. So I recommend going to other clubs like Werk, Venster, Dual, Grelle Forelle or basically any other venue that tries to deliver a certain quality for their guests. This is unacceptable in so many levels.

This is by far the worst club I have ever been to. To begin, there is a single ladies' toilet which demands a twenty minute wait prior to use. The DJ was either tasteless or didn't care if everyone in the bar tore their ear canals out of their heads. The playlist consisted of 2011 top 40 and a 1999 mix tape. the floor was somehow sticky and damp at the same time, and was covered in broken glass. Every twenty minutes, someone broke a bottle to keep the dance floor nice and sharp. Finally, I'm pretty sure the dude hovering behind me was a serial killer looking for someone to take home and slaughter. I couldn't drink my sorrows away either, because a Cuba Libre costs 8 Euros in this dump. This club earns its one and only star because there was no cover and the DJ did have the sense to play "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls.

This club falls in two parts: Upstairs bar, including sitting outside, and downstairs tiny bar turned dance floor. Review is for a Friday Cover: No Bathroom: Line is long for the ladies, go before you really have to. Not so great. At least there was paper. Drinks: Don't know, didn't buy. Music: Decent dance music. Bring your friends and rock it Dance floor: Ok, so freaken teeny tiny. And its crowded and hot. Basically they have a bar downstairs, and then two couches stuck in middle of the room and you're supposed to dance in between. Makes it that you stick close to your friends, and unless your super personable and you turn to the person next to you, you're not going to meet anyone new. The pictures of me in there are not sexy cause it was so hot. Public transportation: Its very near to the U, maybe a 2 minutes walk. Of course Karlzplatz is known to be the drug center. Overall: If you are walking in the neighborhood with your friends like I was, and no other plan, it works. I would not though make plans the day before to go party there.