Chicago Bagel Authority - Armitage

"CBA isn’t a bagels-and-lox kind of bagel place, but they do great “steamwiches,” a.k.a. steamed bagel sandwiches. It’s the ideal spot to get an inexpensive take-out sandwich when you aren’t trying to eat a whole bunch of fried stuff." - sam faye, adrian kane, john ringor, veda kilaru

"Sometimes, you don’t want to “brunch.” You don’t want numerous variations of avocado toast perfectly Instagrammed over decorative tile floors. You don’t even want other humans to recognize your existence. You just want a greasy ass bagel sandwich in your belly. Enter, Chicago Bagel Authority. CBA makes delicious, meaty steamed bagel sandwiches. Yes, they’re steamed, so they’re soft, moist, and lack the traditional consistency of traditional bagels. Bagel purists are going to whine. Get out of here bagel purists. We don’t need your kind at CBA, or at least recognize that's not what CBA is about. Their bagel sandwiches are hefty and piled high with various meats, cheeses, eggs, and other toppings. Stick to a classic BEC, or get real weird with some of their more creative concoctions like the Hot Carl (meatballs, feta, tomatoes, cucumbers, ranch dressing) or the Crunch and Munch (Nacho Cheese Doritos with turkey, cheese, and the fixings). With college sports on TV and groups of friends reminiscing about the night before at high tops, it’s the equivalent of a breakfast sports bar, minus the booze. CBA is loud and raucous with no real method to ordering. The menu is huge, categorized by meat (Turkey, Bacon, Ham, etc.), and written on a giant chalkboard. It’s slightly overwhelming, but you’ll be surprised at how easily you acclimate to throwing bows to get your order in. The staff is friendly, but they’re not really here to chat with you. They got bagels to steam, son. You can't go wrong with any of the bagel sandwiches, but check out some of our favorite combinations in the Food Rundown below for some ideas. We normally hit up the Lincoln Park location, but the newer Lakeview spot on Belmont is basically the same. And if you can't get your sh*t together on the weekend to make it out in public, CBA will deliver. Sure, you have to hit a $20 minimum, but between three Gatorades, an iced coffee, bagel sandwich, and chocolate chip cookie, you should be just fine. Food Rundown photo credit: Christina Slaton Sam's Sunrise Your classic scrambled egg with American cheese. Because it’s steamed, the American cheese gets ooey gooey in the best kind of way. Toss on some extra bacon, and you’ve got yourself a nice little breakfast. photo credit: Christina Slaton The Belmont No longer must you choose between sweet and savory because The Belmont throws in everything plus the kitchen sink: ham, syrup, scrambled egg, chive cream cheese, jalapeños, gouda, and pepper jack cheese on an everything bagel. It’s sweet, salty, meaty, and cheesy. photo credit: Christina Slaton The Messy Katie Turkey, cream cheese, colby, lettuce, tomato, sprouts, avocado, and honey mustard on a bialy. They warn you it’s messy. photo credit: Christina Slaton Bread Intruder This is our go-to bagel sandwich. Corned beef, bacon, hard boiled egg, pepperjack cheese, jalapeños, cheddar, black pepper, lettuce, and habanero on a rye bagel. Heads up, this is a Level 10 on the spicy scale. photo credit: Christina Slaton Atheist's Nightmare In the mood for something a little sweeter? The Atheist’s Nightmare has peanut butter, banana slices, and cinnamon sugar on a wheat bagel. Fun fact: some people believe that bananas are proof of intelligent design by God because it’s so perfectly designed for human holding, consumption, and disposal. CBA is educational too!" - Claire Schlafly

"We won’t say that the bagels at CBA in Lincoln Park are the best in the city. But their steamed bagel sandwiches are one of the best hangover cures next to Pedialyte and throwing your phone away for allowing you text your ex. Don’t let the massive menu overwhelm you, just order the Dank N’ Eggs (scrambled eggs, bacon, roast beef, cheese, and honey mustard) or the Crunch & Munch, where the secret ingredient is Doritos." - josh barnett

The Chicago Bagel Authority - Armitage is a must-visit destination for those looking for a delicious breakfast sandwich. With the neighbourhood vibe and the warm and welcoming atmosphere, customers are sure to have a pleasant experience. The bagels are freshly made and are full of flavour, with the ever popular 'everything' bagel being particularly delicious. From egg to cheese to bacon sandwiches, there's no shortage of choices. The steamed bagel sandwich is amongst the stars of this restaurant. It's soft, chewy and full of flavour. The portion size is generous, with plenty to fuel a hearty breakfast. Coffee too, is served in generous portions and with excellent taste.