Tom S.
Yelp
Let's get started.. Firstly, if you live nearby and are at a cross roads about where to eat for either lunch or dinner or even take away (yes I did say take away), just go here.
"Wow what an assertive review, darling, I'm pretty sure the guy writing this review wor-"
I'm saying go because of a variety of reaons but most of all the pizza's. Just get one, it will be the best pizza you're going to get in Dorset and probably the surrounding counties too. I think the there was a string of four or five visits where I just exclusively ordered pizza.
"Surely if it's this good it's going to be pretty pricey right?"
On average you're looking to pay £11-13 pounds for a pizza which in my opinion for a wood fired pizza of any standard isn't that much nowadays. This isn't just an average pizza though and is most definitely worth the money. *Get the chorizo one get the chorizo one get the chorizo one..*
"This guy keeps on pushing the pizza, there has to be other stuff on the menu.."
Correct, after having the same pizza over and over again (I don't normally do this it was just that good) I opted for the chargrilled chicken which is up there with some of the best chicken I've ever had. If, like me, you're not that roast loving kind of person and are kind of bored of the whole roast chicken thing get this, (if you're not opting for a pizza).
"I only see four stars though you've obviously hiding something from us you've made it seem great so far"
Well noticed, a couple things annoy me (annoy is a strong word but hopefully you see where I'm coming from). I could be really cynical and say sometimes there are a few too many kids which are noisy but there are kids everywhere nowadays so I'm going to let that one slide (This is only really a case at lunch).
Now, you may of been on their site, looked at the menu and seen a burger. It's not bad at all, a lot of people order it and are happy with it. However, on the menu it says "At the Chapel burger, Westcombe Cheddar, skinny fries *seems like the caps lock key is being randomly pressed but whatever*. You'll be happy to know that all those things are on the burger. I ordered it, I believe on my very first visit and it arrived, big bowl of chips which is great, everything's fine. Until, I discover this mustardy saucy relishy paste in the burger. Why? Just Why? It doesn't need it at all. In my honest opinion if you need to add any relish of funky sauce to a beef burger you don't have enough faith in the quality and taste of the rest of the ingredients. It's just such a let down because the burgers of a decent standard and it just feels tainted by this sauce which THEY DON'T EVEN LIST IN THE MENU. That's what pissed me off, if they said relish or whatever on the menu I would of asked for it on the side. If the restaurant reads this review, add whatever sauce you put on it to the menu description for the burger or even better remove it all together, it really doesn't need it. There's a reason fast food chains have to stick pickles and mayo and the rest into their "products".
Chips range from 6/10 to 10/10 based on how recently they've been cooked. Get a rediculous amount of chips as a side. I haven't seen anyone finish them single handedly, not that I'm complaining. It's way better than having next to none.
Nothing wrong with decor, I'm a boring guy so don't expect me to go into tones of detail about this.
Oh yeah, phone up and book a table. You don't really want to be stranded in Bourton for too long with nothing to do if you get my drift.
I don't work there by the way..