Eric N.
Yelp
Do you FEEL a special connection to MUSIC?.. Like more than being a good listener of it, or a passionate enthusiast of its, or even as an actual industry professional either BE YOU a columnist or an actual musician in whatever area of expertise you WORK to make a living - Yet, FOR NON-WHATSOEVER REASON - as someBODY who absolutely has something to do WITH MUSIC in particular; however, despite your closeness to or your familiarity with it, you can't somehow FIND the exact words to describe THAT SACRED CONNECTION you FEEL to IT, or what it simply means 2U?!.. (Do you like U2? I DO!.. EL-E-VAaa-TIOooN!..)
I'm making a reference to that very CONNECTION which makes you question if every single person cheering and singing with you in the audience at your favorite ARTIST's concert, also FEELS IT as immensely and POWERFULLY as you do; a question which eventually makes you further wonder;
"COULD THAT BE THE SAME FEELING THAT WE ALL ARE EXPERIENCING RIGHT NOW IN THIS VERY MOMENT, literally AS '1' ?..
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A UNIQUE FEELING, EFFORTLESSLY LEAVING YOU SPEECHLESS, AS THE very FEELER of it, yet making you feel very LIMITED TO BE ABLE TO FLAWLESSLY DESCRIBE OR EXPLAIN IT, yes... Even to yourself!
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Please excuse me for my pre-introductory paragraphs yet I had to make sure that you are that kind of a person before you wanted to or I would've wished for you to continue reading my heartfelt review about Amoeba Music!.. 'Cause otherwise, there's simply nothin' 4 U IN IT!!
So, quite frankly and honestly, Amoeba Music is a store that I see as CHURCH. Not 'A' church, people; CHURCH. For a person like myself, MUSIC is already on a religious level. And I would not EVER wish to share anything related to my LOVE for IT it with a shallow minded being. Those kinds of beings are already on my nerves by default, making me feel like I am constantly being pranked in a... say, random restaurant where I'm trying to get something done by interacting with a robotic being, the soullessness of which, would have nothing to do with my religion which exists in a purely musical region, definitely not in a slice of crispy bacon!
If you are currently visiting San Francisco at a point in your life where the theme of your life has become "Losing My Religion by R.E.M." YET not really feeling good about that A BIT, then you might perhaps want to consider visiting Amoeba Records, prior to. a visit to the gorgeous St. Ignatius as its construction lasts forever like a website that remains under construction for it would have no actual value to offer. However, once inside, it makes you feel forever. However, if I were you, I would make my way to Amoeba Records first.
OK from this moment on, I can switch to the tone of a not necessarily religious person who has appreciation for this business. Although, if you are not able to feel that churchy feel as soon as your first few steps inside, then I MUST SAY that you are highly likely irreversibly digitized, my friend. LIKE, YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHAT IS GOING ON, and you could well thank your mama & dad for that!
In a day & age where US MUSIC LOVERS primarily feed our souls through Spotify (Which to me is also CHURCH), and therefore not necessarily rewinding a cassette in our walkman or by spinning records on our turntables; the chance to experience this business with their solidified passion for what feeds their SOUL; solely for the sake of honoring MUSIC; because THEY KNOW that it's worthy of it; although God would only know how much dust would naturally be accumulated on those records, after a busy day's business! And I'm quite sure that it is actual people who take care of that part of the job too, not robots.
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I DON'T KNOW ABOUT THE OVERALL FEEL OF THE TOURISTY ROUTE YOU'RE ON HERE, YET IT PERSONALLY FEELS fulfillingly HUMAN 2 BE INSIDE Amoeba Music... A feeling which, FOR ME, is so DEAR!
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Their selection? If a major record label would ever feel in need of retrieving some intellectual asset in the very form of music from their own archives yet somehow can't, they must make contacting Amoeba Music their very first priority.
Their prices? Ridiculous. Surreal. It does not feel like they do feel the pressure of choosing to be so humble with their affordable prices despite the displays of divinity they make available to the public; even after that horrific pandemic!