"The etymology of the name is very unclear, but feel free to invent your own. And you'll have time to because the burgers are the size of a toddlers head, and the line can sometimes reach to midtown (and that's like real far, y'all). If you can eat a Sparkleburger in one sitting, well...it's been really nice knowing you. This is a local's spot in all senses of the word phrase. You're on their turf. Be nice and make new friends; you might be there a while." - Primer Grey
"Sparkleburger, East End. The etymology of the name is very unclear, but feel free to invent your own. And you'll have time to because the burgers are the size of a toddlers head, and the line can sometimes reach to midtown (and that's like real far, y'all). If you can eat a Sparkleburger in one sitting, well...it's been really nice knowing you. This is a local's spot in all senses of the word phrase. You're on their turf. Be nice and make new friends; you might be there a while."