"The Verdict: Heinous—and that’s just the egg-shaped toilets. Sketch is one of the most famous restaurants in London by virtue of its toilets, which sums up everything you need to know about this substandard Mayfair restaurant. Its starred upstairs dining room is OK but The Gallery room is the one most people flock to for herd mentality reasons. The food is experimental in a rummage-through-the-fridge-at-3am type of way and, typically, charges you an arm and a leg for the displeasure. As far as waste-of-time dining experiences in London go, this is the worst." - sinead cranna, rianne shlebak, jake missing, heidi lauth beasley