"After five years of swiping right, first dates at Crossfit classes, and being told “you’d be perfect for voiceover” even though you’ve established yourself as an elementary school teacher, you’re not breaking up with a person—you’re breaking up with Los Angeles. Have a safe flight and be sure to stop at In-N-Out en route to the airport. The crowds at the LAX-adjacent location border on anarchy most days of the week, but considering you just walked out of a fully furnished apartment with a note to your landlord taped on the door that reads “handle it,” chaos is in your comfort zone." - brant cox
