"This Capitol Hill bar that looks like a roadside tackle shop keeps things simple in the slushified beverage department. There’s always something rotating—like a blackberry mule—but you’re really here for the mainstay: the painkiller. For legal reasons, we can’t confirm any healing properties or lack thereof inside a frosty glass of nutmeggy tropical fruit spun with rum. We can, however, confirm that it’s f*cking refreshing alongside a basket of triple-fried french fries." - gabe guarente, aimee rizzo, kayla sager riley