"You could go to Pinkberry, but that’s an everyday thing. You need something extra special because you’re experiencing what feels like a hamster applying a tiny jackhammer to your jawbone. What you need is a bougie “yogurteria” in Beverly Hills. Go Greek claims its froyo is healthier, too, but we don’t care about that. We care about their delicious flavors, like greek biscuit, honey, and almond. Just make sure to skip the toppings. The last thing you need is chia seeds lodged in there." - sylvio martins