"You’ve got a coworker in town that you think would be a great addition to your team - watching them sell is like watching Pollock paint, it’s beautiful - but no one can figure out what’s going on in their head. Take them to Yank Sing for a long lunch and sell them on the merits of moving here outside of work, like hiking and day trips sailing around a former supermax prison, while you eat pork buns and soup dumplings." - will kamensky