"Chelsea and Jimmy meet an ice sculptor on the rooftop of this upscale tiki bar in Belmont (the neighborhood, not suburb). While The Royal Tot’s bartenders and tropical drinks are fun, the cocktails taste only fine, and the bar snacks aren’t worth it. But you don’t go to a themed bar for five-star dining. You go because it’s entertaining and full of photo-ops, and The Royal Tot is just that. Cocktails are served in conch shell glasses garnished with banana-dolphins, and are sometimes set on fire. There’s also bird-of-paradise wallpaper, Pepto-pink booths, rattan lights, and—as the Love Is Blind production team no doubt knew—a rooftop patio with skyline views. " - tess allen