"Not to be mistaken with Royal Cuckoo Market in the Mission, this is “church” for dive bar-heads in Bernal Heights. Find a spot one of the many church pews in this dimly lit (read: very, very dark) space. While your eyes adjust, sip on boozy drinks and mid-tier beers and listen to the vinyl that’s always spinning in the corner — or just admire the taxidermy-adorned walls." - Lena Park, Garrett Schlichte, Paolo Bicchieri