Erica M.
Yelp
It is time for another book store review because I can't help myself. I have a gravitational pull to book stores that kicks in almost as quickly as I get off the plane.
When heading over to The Monkey's Paw, I was in full tourist mode, which included having my camera at-the-ready. Stephen Fowler, the owner of The Monkey's Paw, looked at me a little disapprovingly when I took the above picture outside of the shop.
So, I was slightly embarrassed when I cautiously walked in, but then he asked me to keep the coffee I as clutching at the front of the store. TWO book store violations in just a few minutes. I was not in top form. In my nicest and meekest voice possible, I said "sure" and tried not to break any more rules. I truly am in the elite class of book-store-frequenters; these were rookie moves.
Just to be clear, he wasn't mean or aggressive. His look to me outside and his desire to keep beverages at the front was to protect the goodies inside his shop that were well selected and curated. He seemed like a thoughtful person. In his conversations with customers, I heard him offer to email recommended books to customers while giving a thorough origin story to The Biblio-Mat.
From the website: The Biblio-Mat is a coin-operated vending machine that dispenses randomly-selected old books. It is the first device of its kind, allowing curious bibliophiles to sample the excitement and mystery of antiquarian-book hunting for the coast of a single $2 coin. The Biblio-Mat was designed and constructed for the Monkey's Paw by animator Craig Small.
The Biblio-Mat is ridiculously awesome. Customers were fascinated by it AND were actively using it. Seeing what each customer was getting (the topics were pretty wide-ranging) was really fun. For a place that looks a little haunted, it has some levity as well.
Speaking of haunted, The Monkey's Paw's interior was designed to reference the W.W. Jacobs (horror) short story with the same name. Do you remember that story from your (insert the name of a Liberal Arts College) Short Story Class? Just me?
Ugh, it was so awful. Here is my amazing summary:
There was this guy who came back from a trip to India with a monkey's paw (because he was in the service, possibly- bear with me, I am just getting warmed up here). He tells this small family (a husband, wife and their grown son) the story of the monkey's paw, which was that the paw has the ability to grant three wishes, but the last person who made three wishes used their third wish to ask for death. Big stuff. The guy who came from India tried to destroy the monkey's paw dramatically while telling the story, but the husband he was telling the story to saved it and used it to wish for money. Not a ton of money, just enough to pay off his house. Then, (this is the first gross part) the son is killed by machinery in his company. Coincidentally (actually the opposite of coincidentally- this is all because of THE PAW), his family is compensated the exact amount of money his father asked the monkey's paw for to pay off their house. Ewwwww. THEN, the wife uses the monkey's paw to revive her son (although he has been dead AWHILE now) and there is a knock on the door. The husband (who made the first terrible wish and the second to bring back his dead son because his wife asked him to) makes a third wish for his son to go away before the wife can answer the door. So messed up. Seriously, stop messing with fate.
Man, I should write book reports professionally and only about stories I haven't read in 15 years. Solid career choice.
ANYWAY, is it a place where you could spend hours walking around? Probably not. It is a relatively small store and, where the texts are interesting, the store is a little more resistant to that type of lolly-gagging than most other books stores I have been in. But here (following The Monkey's Paw theme), your wishes are books that you can straight pay for (using "loonies" and "toonies"- Canadian money is hilarious) instead of having to lose a loved one. Just saying.
In closing, a series of questions and answers that really could be written as statements, but aren't because it is more fun and theatrical to write this way:
Are there medical drawings on the wall? Yes.
Is everything arranged by subject? Yes. (And some of them are... interesting.)
Is there a stuffed crow on a typewriter? Yes.
Did I buy a copy of a Calvino and a Neruda? Duh, of course.
Swing on by, just be cool about your camera and keep your coffee at the door.