Shelley O.
Yelp
I went back for food. Why oh why did I do it??
Was meeting an old boss for lunch, he suggested here. I inwardly cringed, but agreed.
I ordered a burger, without a bun. It came with a handful of chips. I then requested ketchup. The ketchup bottle was manky around the edges of the lid. You know, the deep dark dried on sauce that hasn't been wiped off from 4 months ago... I shouldn't have used it, but the chips were so gosh dang tasteless I needed something. The ketchup didn't have much more flavour.. after a few dips into it, I ceased its usage.
The burger.. well, it was tiny, and came sitting on 1 leaf of lettuce which was almost transparent? Along with 1 very thin tomato slice. It was very very very well cooked, AKA bone dry, Sawdust comes to mind.. so I ended up using more of the ketchup to help it slide down my throat.
Nows where it gets interesting: I left the establishment at 2:10 pm to walk home. Ten minutes into my journey, I thought "oh I better pick up the pace". Five mins later I thought "oh dear god let the lights be green to cross that intersection". Within sight of my home I was approaching a full fledged panic attack, I didn't think I was going to make it. I preservered and beat all previous records at getting in my front door and legging to the loo.
My digestive system is a mess. I was up till 3 am, with tummy cramps and frequent trips to the loo. As I write this, i sit here feeling like I've eaten nails. My only other food before that lunch was a piece of cheese and a cup of coffee for breakfast, so it had to have been the food I ate there. Surely it wasn't the burger as it was so overcooked nothing could have survived that.. maybe someone in the kitchen didn't wash properly or something.
I dunno, but I will be writing them a letter to drop in the post to tell them of my experience. I'd drop in, in person, but I don't really have the courage to go face to face and describe my experience in the fullest manner possible.
Anyways folks, hope I wasn't too graphic..