Jason P.
Yelp
Ted's Restaurant is legendary for their Steamed Cheeseburgers. Along with hot lobster rolls and white clam pizza, Steamed Cheeseburgers are one of the most famous foods uniquely associated with Connecticut. I'll defer to the Wikipedia page for historical details. How famous are Steamed Cheeseburgers? The Hartford Yard Goats have never played as the Hartford Hot Lobster Rolls, or the Hartford White Clam Pizza. They have played as the Hartford Steamed Cheeseburgers, complete with theme appropriate uniforms, right down to the yellow bun hat, with lettuce, beef patty and ketchup stripes, and an "H" made out of fries. So . . . that famous.
When you're reviewing a place like Ted's, you need to decide if you're treating it as an important part of food history, or comparing it to the best contemporary restaurants selling burgers. In other words . . . would you give a Ford Model T an average review because it's not a 2021 BMW? Would you give prime Bob Cousy an average review because prime Michael Jordan would have beaten him 11 - 2 in a game of one on one? Maybe you would, and that's fair. I choose to review Ted's as a historical restaurant because it's cool to keep something going that your state is known for. That means I can really only compare Ted's to itself, and to a discrete number of other places that have served steamed cheeseburgers.
Today, I ordered a Ted's Steamed Single Cheeseburger with "everything except mustard", to use their language. That's steamed cheddar, lettuce, tomato, onions, pickles, ketchup and mayo. The bun, vegetable toppings and condiments were all good. The burger comes well done, which is not how I order a burger in modern restaurants. Although the Ted's Burger is well done, it is not dry, because the steaming process adds water. The joy in the steamed burger for me has always been the oozy steamed cheddar cheese. I haven't had a Ted's cheeseburger in a while, but the cheese today was stiffer than I remember in past Ted's Cheeseburgers, and the cheese was not oozy. For this reason, I'm giving Ted's Four Stars today.
In any event, if you care about CT food history, Steamed Cheeseburgers and Ted's are on the syllabus. Now, excuse me while I go order one of those Hartford Steamed Cheeseburgers hats.