"Cafe Van Kleef, Uptown by Arcsine. This bar looks like a torn page from an "I Spy" book, with walls decked out in memorabilia, oil portraits, dusty musical instruments, feather boas and taxidermy of all species. Order the Greyhound, a mix of vodka and freshly-squeezed grapefruit juice, and ask for a "Salty Dog" if you want it rimmed with salt. Be warned- it's hella strong and goes down easy."