"Swan is an aggressively pink dollhouse of a restaurant in the Design District with a “seasonal and market-driven” menu that feels purposefully forgettable, as if designed to draw as little attention away from your outfit as possible. Whether you’re coming here for lunch, weekend brunch, or dinner, you can expect a restaurant packed with more influencers than silverware, and perhaps even an actual celebrity celebrating a birthday with a cake that’s only there to be photographed. Order something that can be prodded with a fork while you desperately search your phone for new notifications." - Ryan Pfeffer