"Aside from their unironic desire to try out sensory deprivation chambers, the most concerning thing about your now-famous friend is their need to eat at really boring restaurants. Take them to Dan Tana’s for a real party. The classic Italian restaurant in West Hollywood is proof that you can be as famous as you want without sequestering yourself in private dining rooms to eat scallops all night. It’s loud, crowded, and the waiters will flirt with you like it’s a job requirement. If you aren’t stumbling out of Dan Tana’s at 11pm a little too tipsy with a to-go box of chicken parmesan under your arm, you’ve done it wrong." - brant cox
Jessie Clapp