"Your cousin got you tickets to Riverdance because apparently, he hates you. Good, dependable seafood and strong martinis are the only answer on a night when your patience—and eardrums—will be tested. Head to Oyster House for a round of oysters, a mayo-y lobster roll on a toasty roll, and a few drinks before you face your stomp-filled fate. Besides one of the most impressive seafood towers in the city, they also have two types of clam chowder that come with mini crackers, which you can use to dunk into the soup or as earplugs. You pick." - candis mclean