"You brought your friends who are visiting from Boston to an Eagles game, and even though you warned them of the possibilities, they insisted on wearing their matching Brady jerseys. So now they’re covered in soda from a random flying cup, and you’re torn between apologizing for your fellow fans and saying “I told you so.” Go with the former and make it up to them by taking them to a cheesesteak spot that’s way better than Pat’s or Geno’s. It’s a short walk from the parking lot madness, and after a few bites they might take back swearing off the city forever." - Sydney Mcelwee
@TheInfatuation