"If you took the most generic restaurant in Downtown Disney, filled it with A-listers, and served American food that hasn’t been seen since a cruise to Myrtle Beach in 1998, you’d get Craig’s. This seminal “hotspot” is arguably the most celebrity-packed place in the city, and yet, a meal here has the energy of an accounting convention. No one’s talking, no one’s even faking enjoyment—it’s just a handful of executives picking at spaghetti squash and chicken piccata hoping their ex’s lawyer doesn’t walk through the door. The best thing here is the free table bread, which is useless in a crowd that’d rather knowingly contract shingles than touch a carbohydrate." - brant cox
Jakob Layman