"What to get:Espresso martinis. You know when you were a kid and your mum told you that the other kids looked at you weird because they were jealous, but retrospectively it was because you continued to chat to your imaginary mate Gladys long into secondary school? All been there, haven’t we. Well, in the case of people staring when you crack out espresso martinis in the park we would like to confirm that they 100% are looking because they’re jealous. Order the pre-bottled espresso martini from go-to coffee specialists Climpson and Sons and just remember to bring a bag of ice. Plus, you just know that Gladys would approve." - heidi lauth beasley
@TheInfatuation