"First it was at Friday night drinks, then it was in the Whatsapp group, and now your iMessages are popping off. This is amazing. It’s a bond. Only you’re not attracted to them in the slightest. It’s like dating, but without the stress. It’s like your relationship with your dog, but you don’t have to clean up after them. One thing though, they just said they’re vegetarian. Don’t stress. Mildred’s is where you want to be anyway. Not only is it completely vegetarian, but this Soho spot has a got a lovely laidback atmosphere as well." - heidi lauth beasley, jake missing