"Well you had a good run. Thanks to your incessant Love Island viewing, you’ve convinced yourself that it’s physically impossible to dump someone if you’re not in close proximity to an OTT fire pit. Let us assure you that that’s simply not true. Might we suggest Allpress Dalston’s lovely patio to cushion the blow. A two-storey coffee shop (read as: many witnesses), they serve excellent iced coffee and there’s enough foliage to make it feel like you’re doing this in the classiest way possible. Here’s to good coffee. Here’s to solitude. And here’s hoping they don’t change their Disney Plus log-in. " - Heidi Lauth Beasley
@TheInfatuation