"Unicorn is a carnival-themed sensory overload where you eat corn dogs, play arcade games, and drink cocktails that have names like “Americorn” and contain ingredients like bubblegum vodka and high fructose corn syrup. It’s a pretty ridiculous scene, but it’s such an institution that you should just pop in for a glass of unicorn jizz and call it a night. You will likely encounter the rowdiest skee-ball tournament of your life and someone falling face-first into a pinball machine." - aimee rizzo
@TheInfatuation