"Mile End’s Rosh Hashanah specials are available for pickup or delivery from September 4th-8th, in case you accidentally booked a trip to the Catskills on Rosh Hashanah and now feel the sort of immense guilt your grandmother worked so hard to instill in you. Go to their website to place your order before September 2nd for things like brisket, noodle kugel, and a serving of pickles meant for eight people that you might eat alone at midnight." - Hannah Albertine