"Bodega is a counter-service Miami taco spot, and has a speakeasy club in the back. Thanks to carne asada that tastes boiled, flavorless, greasy quesabirria, and tortillas that we’re not convinced are flour or corn (but we are certain are bad), there is no reason to eat here. Just do yourself a favor and head past the “it smells like tequila and bad decisions out today” sign, and just go to the speakeasy in the back of the restaurant. " - Adrian Kane