"There’s something special about sitting in a historic building from the 1920s and eating burgers that have remained largely unchanged for a century. The diner-style bar is very much the type of place you’ll want to slide up, shout “I’ll have the usual,” and sit back with an ice-cold schooner of Lone Star. The menu at Dirty Martin’s is simple—burgers, patty melts, onion rings, and milkshakes. Sometimes, simple is best." - nicolai mccrary, matthew jacobs