"Giorgio Baldi looks like the hometown Italian joint your parents eat at once a week, except the guy they recognize at the corner table is Jimmy Kimmel, not Dave the social studies teacher. You’re here for celebrity sightings and the corn agnolotti (in that order), so expect your parents to freak out over Drew Carey ordering the same bottle of wine, but completely ignore Rihanna three feet away." - jess basser sanders, brant cox, brett keating