"If you’re hoping for a little extra help with Thanksgiving prep, Publican Quality Meats has a lot of carryout options, and that includes pie. Choose from pumpkin, apple, and pecan, and also feel free to pick up one of their turkeys which come with very detailed cooking instructions to make the process as painless as possible (unlike when you haphazardly built your Ikea desk). Place your order here." - john ringor