"Have hangover, need bagel. If these are the only words you can muster, head to Absolute Bagels on the UWS. There’s no glitz or glamour to this Broadway & 108th Street bagel shop, and it’s cash only. You should almost certainly expect a line of Columbia students who are just as hungover as you out front. Don’t panic. It always moves fast." - neha talreja
Alex Staniloff