"Everyone on your team hit their quota, and the company is turning a blind eye so you can reward your troops. Skip the karaoke bar that you take them to too often, and get a table at Foreign Cinema instead. Whether it’s for brunch or dinner, split a bunch of oysters and at least try to toast them for once without using the phrase “teamwork makes the dream work.” Trust us, they’ve heard it enough for one lifetime." - will kamensky