"Whether due to shrinkflation or the unreliable narrator that is our memories, we kind of remember the Marlins helmet soft serve being a bit bigger back in the Pro Player Stadium days. Nonetheless, this simple soft serve is still an essential baseball game snack and triggers some pleasant sugary nostalgia. Your options are vanilla, chocolate, or swirl. Once finished, it can be used to catch foul balls, or bring it home and see if it fits on your cat. " - virginia otazo, ryan pfeffer, mariana trabanino