"After navigating the pickup area at PHL, they get in your car and immediately complain, “The Greek Islands are too hot and you have to use a boat to get to them.” It’s probably the last thing you want to hear since streaming Only Murders in the Building was the highlight of your summer. Instead of heading home, take them to Zorba’s Tavern in Fairmount. They have silky hummus, gyros, tender roasted lamb, and other dishes that will convince them that even though you didn’t have the same views as them, you ate on the same level. " - candis mclean
NICOLE GUGLIELMO