"Your old coworker’s best friend wants you to take her out while she’s here. She’s a big fans of clubs, but you can’t do that all the time - inhaling champagne sparkler-smoke and fake fog is hazardous to your health - and living here means finding more affordable ways to have fun. Plus, clubs are kind of the same everywhere. If you still want a fun night out, take her to Li Po Lounge in Chinatown. Get a few mai tais, find some seats upstairs or in the basement, and enjoy being somewhere that could only exist in San Francisco." - will kamensky